Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Dallas Baptist Webshite


You might know how to use Flash, Mr. Webmaster, but that don't mean you know anything about perspective, lighting, photoshop, or reality.



OK, so this isn't an "art school" but they do have an art program.
This "work" typifies the kind of stuff that I see and the sad thing is,
this probably isn't the worst photoshop meadow muffin on their site.
But don't take my word for it.


Take a look at this...

Everyone has arm rests complete with pixels, right?



Ratings:
First Impression: 2/10
Close Inspection: 1/10
Design Ambition: 0/10
Overall: -20/10

Monday, September 14, 2009

School of the Art Institute of Caca


This poster might pass a “once over” test or the average passer buy.

I saw these eye sores as soon as I unfolded it… of course, I was looking for some crap.

Apparently, the person who made this has not a one tattoo….

Being a man with hair and a tattoo, I know that ink doesn’t go over the hair, it goes under it.



(click image to review hot spots)


My tattoo cuts off like this too… sike.



What. Is. This?


Hair grows out of skin, ink sits in skin. It's a fact.


If you’re going to use some brushes or source material for grunge, make sure you are using your masks correctly.



Oh, well this looks real natural.




Ratings:
First Impression: 7/10
Close Inspection: 3/10
Design Ambition: 6/10
Overall: 5/10